Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
That is cute, aussie!! Thank you for the smile :)! Have a blessed day!
abacii
Feb 8, 2019
Got me both times!
elijah13
Feb 8, 2019
Loved that one. My cleaning ladies are here today so had to read it to them. Really funny!
mamag15
Feb 8, 2019
Thank you Aussie. I really needed a good laugh.
nhoward
Feb 8, 2019
Very good and with my husband ranting at the bank on his computer, I desperately needed the laugh!! LOL! Have a wonderful day, all, and blessings to everyone.
darambo
Feb 8, 2019
Good one Aussie, I had my laugh for the day. Thanks my friend. Everytime I see a small plane it makes me think of one of the private detectives I worked for. He owned a small plane and it ran out of gas just short of the runway and he managed to land it on one of the busiest intersections in San Jose, Ca, didn't hit any cars or the power lines, didn't even get hurt.....amazing!
lilbc77
Feb 8, 2019
Hilarious, thanks for the laugh!
nlbuchanan
Feb 8, 2019
Amazing indeed, darambo!
aussiesapphire
Feb 8, 2019
LOL glad it put smiles on faces today hahaha. Hugs to all of you with love.
That's an interesting shot. Really had to look closely to find the airplane! At first I thought the part between the two sets of wings was glass wings and the wings themselves some sort of weird reflection of the sky. Eyes can so deceive us!
Did an oldy today--Hopewell Rocks. Will be vacationing on the other side of the continent this summer at beaches which also have sea stacks. Can hardly wait.
Hoping you all have happy plans you can hardly wait for.
if GOD wanted me to fly he would have give me wings
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Boom boom lol
Good night and God bless. Hugs.
she got a smile too
Hoping you all have happy plans you can hardly wait for.