Cackle berries make a quick meal and so delicious.
Poor Family for Dinner Joke
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A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass? " he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food, " the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house! "
"But sir, I have a wife and four children…"
"Bring them along! " the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall! "
I was surprised to see anyone say cackle berries. That's what we said in Alabama.
itsy60
Dec 13, 2016
This joke reminds me of the sick jokes when I was in junior high school. And I didn't even "see" the punch line coming. I love your jokes, aussisapphire. Please, keep 'em comin'. We Texans love a good joke.
Rozina1010
Dec 13, 2016
Eggs-axtly what I needed for a good crack up laugh! Boom boom!
aussiesapphire
Dec 13, 2016
LOL Rozina, I am sure ParsonWayne would enjoy your comment. Hugs.
aussiesapphire
Dec 13, 2016
Hi Jud, have heard them called that all my life, must be a little bit of southerner in me! Hugs.
aussiesapphire
Dec 13, 2016
Hello itsy, I lived in Houston for 18 months before coming home to Australia. Had a great job there. Hugs.
trynfindit
Dec 13, 2016
Love the expression 'cackle berries.' We always just called them 'hen fruit.' And milk was 'moo juice.'
itsy60
Dec 13, 2016
Hugs back at you.
phillyinpa
Dec 13, 2016
We call them cackle berries up here in Pennsylvania.
jiggler
Dec 13, 2016
Cackle-berries in New Zealand, too. I was in a production of "Calendar Girls", playing Lady Cravenshire: but I found I kept calling her Lady Cackleberry (when I wasn't calling her Lady Cringeworthy or Crinklebottom).....off-stage, of course!
aussiesapphire
Dec 14, 2016
LOL Jiggler, made me giggle. Hugs.
sept195926
Dec 16, 2016
I love to see so many beautiful Bible verses. Makes me want to cry.
That should be enough scrambled eggs for probably 4 - 6 people or 1 very, very hungry person. I remember going out to breakfast in college with quite a few friends. One was into weight lifting and ordered a dozen eggs, sunny-side-up as being a great source of protein.
think I might have eggs and rice for breakfast
Poor Family for Dinner Joke
More Jokes About Food Jokes
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass? " he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food, " the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house! "
"But sir, I have a wife and four children…"
"Bring them along! " the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall! "
Boom boom.
Good night and God bless. Hugs.
God bless you all