A woman on the phone to her friend;
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising…. I decided to take and aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over."
•An old fellow fell in love with a lady. He got down on his knees and told her there were two things he would like to ask her. She replied, "OK." He said, "Will you marry me? " She replied, "Yes, " then asked what his second question was. He replied, "Will you help me up? "
Apologies. God bless all those who think they are old and when they bend down to pick something up, they think of something else they can do while they are down there. lol
Aussie, the leotard joke is me trying to pull my compression pantyhose up! (Actually, they really aren't THAT bad.) Have a lovely weekend. It's a 3-day one for us and I plan to take full advantage of the time off. Hugs. () ()
JoyceRogers
Jan 16, 2016
Love all three jokes today!!! Needed that today....Thanks!
A woman on the phone to her friend;
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising…. I decided to take and aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over."
•An old fellow fell in love with a lady. He got down on his knees and told her there were two things he would like to ask her. She replied, "OK." He said, "Will you marry me? " She replied, "Yes, " then asked what his second question was. He replied, "Will you help me up? "
Apologies. God bless all those who think they are old and when they bend down to pick something up, they think of something else they can do while they are down there. lol
Hugs.