"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." Dave Barry
"The Schnauzer House Rules House Rules for Schnauzers
• The Schnauzer is not allowed in the house.
• Okay, the Schnauzer is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
• The Schnauzer is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
• The Schnauzer can get on the old furniture only.
• Fine, the Schnauzer is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans in the bed.
• Okay, the Schnauzer is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
• The Schnauzer can sleep on the bed when ever he wants, but not under the covers.
• The Schnauzer can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
• The Schnauzer can sleep under the covers every night.
• Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with......."
The Schnauzer.
A bit long but thought all our dog loving puzzlers would enjoy it. Take care - God bless. Hugs.
Sounds like the Schnauzer and the cat have much in common.
GrannyT
Feb 28, 2014
Sounds about right
philipcb
Feb 28, 2014
Our Norfolk Terrier has become very set in his ways
cant have his morning toast and honey before his cornflakes
at 5 pm he start to get restless until joy starts the dinner at 10 pm he want us to go to bed so the lights are off
I think he owns us
god bless all
pray for all
kjd3682
Feb 28, 2014
Love the Dave Barry quote...too true!
becnana
Feb 28, 2014
I had a Schnauzer for 12 wonderful years. I do agree with the above. We started out with all these rules and pretty soon he was even vacationing with us. Miss him.
jiggler
Mar 2, 2014
Like the quote Aussie - sounds like it finally turns into my sort of house!
aussiesapphire
Mar 2, 2014
LOL Jiggler
Moped
Apr 9, 2014
Loved it. Brought a smile to my face. I had a beautiful miniature poodle. Most lovable and friendly to most people.
We have a salt and pepper Schnauzer and she rules our home. She has us well trained and we love her for all that she brings to us. Always entertaining and full of love. Thanks for finally having our dog in a puzzle.
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." Dave Barry
"The Schnauzer House Rules House Rules for Schnauzers
• The Schnauzer is not allowed in the house.
• Okay, the Schnauzer is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
• The Schnauzer is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
• The Schnauzer can get on the old furniture only.
• Fine, the Schnauzer is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans in the bed.
• Okay, the Schnauzer is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
• The Schnauzer can sleep on the bed when ever he wants, but not under the covers.
• The Schnauzer can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
• The Schnauzer can sleep under the covers every night.
• Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with......."
The Schnauzer.
A bit long but thought all our dog loving puzzlers would enjoy it. Take care - God bless. Hugs.
cant have his morning toast and honey before his cornflakes
at 5 pm he start to get restless until joy starts the dinner at 10 pm he want us to go to bed so the lights are off
I think he owns us
god bless all
pray for all