It is a nice one this morning. We are getting snow here in SW Va. Supposed to get up to 6 inches. Hope the weather is nice where you are. Have a wonderful day. :)
elijah13
Mar 13, 2018
Did you get much from this most recent storm? I get coastal New England is being slammed with it and big winds. I just worry about people I know that live there.
mamag15
Mar 14, 2018
Elijah, we only got 4 inches which is almost all gone already. Temps are in the 40's and very sunny. Hoping to get some good weather so I can get my Christmas stuff down to the shed.
elijah13
Mar 14, 2018
You were very lucky! Cold here today--for Florida. I had to wear a jacket today.
Beautiful scene and I just love the big pine tree.
Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
All I have to say is "woooowwww" You are so deep this morning Miss Aussie. Have a wonderful day. :)
nlbuchanan
Mar 12, 2018
Loved Dr. Suess as a tech writer! Any way you look at it our computer is going to crash at one time or another and we will understand why about as well as we understand what he just said. We just have to hope it's a long way down the road. Bless you and hugs back,
abacii
Mar 12, 2018
This is a great poem! I was in the business over 40 years and have seen it all.
LuvsWesterns
Mar 12, 2018
One of my favorite quips is, "Failure is not an option; it comes bundled with Windows."
aussiesapphire
Mar 13, 2018
Never deep mamag, I wouldn't understand it myself lol. Hugs.
aussiesapphire
Mar 13, 2018
It just put a smile on my face abacii and nlb. Hugs to you both.
Fog - I've driven in fog - you could barely see the road because the fog was so heavy. I was on my way to work one am. The speed limit was normally 45 and a winding road. I travelled much slower and then on break a co-worker tried to tell me that he was going 90 on this winding road and in this deep fog. I kept asking him questions - there's isn't any way you could have driven this road safely without hitting something. I laughed at him and said wow that isn't very smart!
Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.
Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler
It's always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they're always taking things literally.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!!!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, apparently they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians able to settle here first? They had reservations.
We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro -- what a rip off!
Knock knock Come in
What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it.
The French have just one egg for breakfast because that's un oeuf.
The stationary store moved.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Times New Roman walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
Two atoms are walking down the street, one says to the other: "I think I just lost an electron." "Are you sure?" "I'm positive."
Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is just New Jersey.
Did you hear about the psychic midget that robbed a bank? Now there's a small medium at large.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar...it was tense!
What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it.
Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
(A bit long but worth the read.)
Good night and God bless. Hugs.