Hello everyone, glad to be back even for just a very short while. Hope you all had a great Turkey Day or Thanksgiving Day as it is known. Gobble, gobble!
Lol! Oh yes, the "You Mama is so fat" jokes. I remember people telling them when I was a kid although I don't remember exactly how they all went but there were many of them. Not only "Yo Mama is so fat" but also "Yo Mama is so dumb, " "Yo Mama poor." And on and on.
nmmelody
Nov 26, 2016
I bet you have a few bruises today. Hope you are okay. I'm always "almost" falling down; but haven't hit the ground yet.
ParsonWayne
Nov 26, 2016
At least you didn't do it trying to get out of that boat eating a sand-wich.
olamae61
Nov 26, 2016
I hope you are not to sore! Hang in there, praying for you!
aussiesapphire
Nov 26, 2016
Thank you all so much, what a loving and supportive group this is. Yes nmmelody, matching bruises on each arm and probably a couple more I haven't found yet, yesterday olamae, I was very sore, but better today, and KNadineM, if you google yo mama you will find all those jokes. Hugs.
This is a terrible joke, but made me think of my face plant yesterday, please do not take offense.
"Yo' Mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again."
I can relate to this, so hard to get up once you fall down when you are carrying extra weight as I am.
Take care and God bless. Hugs.